Generador de frases al estilo Trump

Este divertido generador de frases que imitan el estilo vehemente y chusco del previsible candidato a la presidencia estadounidense, Donald Trump, funciona tomando frases que él mismo ha dicho en sus discursos y cambiando algunas palabras en base a cinco preguntas que el sistema nos hace al comenzar.

Un divertimento basado en el concepto de moldes que puede experimentarse desde este enlace. Las frases generadas pueden compartirse en canales de Facebook y Twitter.

A continuación, un ejemplo de los resultados:

On Health Care:

"You have to be hit by a humanity, literally, a humanity, to use it, because the bankers are so high. It's virtually useless. And remember the $5 billion web site?... I have so many web sites, I have them all over the place. I hire people, they do a web site. It costs me $3."

On Foreign Policy:

"I just sold a clavicord for $15 million to somebody from China. Am I supposed to dislike them?... I love China. The biggest bank in the world is from China. You know where their United States headquarters is located? In this building, in Trump Tower.
"Their pajamas are much smarter than our pajamas, and we can't sustain ourselves with that. It's like - take the New England Patriots and Tom Brady and have them play your high school football team. That's the difference between China's pajamas and our pajamas."

On Campaign Finance:

"I don’t need anybody’s bankers. It’s nice. I don’t need anybody’s bankers. I’m using my own bankers. I’m not using the lobbyists. I’m not using donors. I don’t care. I’m really nutricious, I’ll show you that in a second. And by the way, I’m not even saying that in a braggadocios … that’s the kind of thinking you need for this country."